Kitchen Cabinet-liscious! Part 2

May 21st, 2011
A collage of cabinet painting progress shots

NEW kitchen, PJ? No, y'all...just paint!

Y’all, I’m well on my way to one sweet & sassy kitchen! The process has been smooth-sailing ’cause I’m totally in my ‘paint place’– that mindless, in-the-groove, itunes on, paintbrush-as-microphone place…we ARE a part of a Rhythm Nation, y’all! Sing it ’cause you want a better way of life– through painted kitchen cabinets! And scene…

Y’all will notice I’m only painting the exterior doors and drawers. I wanted this process to be as easy and stress-free as possible. This may seem a little janky, but I don’t care how golden-y-oak the interiors are. For me, it’s all about the aesthetics on the outside…which, incidentally, also happens to be my philosophy about people. Oh shiot– He didn’t? Oh, he DID y’all!

But, in all seriousness, painting your cabinets is probably the cheapest and easiest way to completely change the look of your kitchen, thereby giving you more drama than you can possibly ingest in one sitting. Just how dramatic you want to be is entirely up to you, but here’s how I’m getting my glam grove back into my cabinets:

1. Prep cabinets by giving them a light sanding and then a cleaning to remove dirt/dust. (Since I had thoroughly scoured my cabinets before—and in the process taken off most of the varnish, I didn’t need to sand them). Y’all can always opt out of sanding completely, b/c it’s a total pain in the ass, but then you absolutely have to use the primer product detailed in step 3.

  • Tip: To avoid even MORE work, just slide contents in cabinets towards the back rather than completely emptying them out.

2. Remove cabinet doors and drawer faces. Then remove hinges…I opted to tackle one section, or “box” at a time, for space-saving & sanity purposes. (FYI, your cabinets are actually separate, box-like structures, some with doors, some with drawers & some with a combo of both)

  • Tip: Be sure to have a labeling system for all these components…last thing you want to do is lose any hardware or get cabinet doors mixed-up.

3. Prime everything that you’ll eventually want painted with one coat of BIN Primer Ultimate Stain Blocker made by Zinsser. I have no clue what this stuff is made of and it will most likely be around long after any of us are, but it’s amazing! It completely covers any and all imperfections AND apparently eliminates having the need for any sanding whatsover! The can even says it covers “fire, smoke and water” damage, for those of y’all who have cabinets that have been REALLY rode hard. I used a 2” foam roller, following the grain of wood. Where necessary, I used smaller, craft foam “brushes” in hard to reach areas.

  • Tip: Cat food or any kind of canned goods make great “risers” when painting cabinet doors and drawer faces. Use four of the same size canned goods and you’ve got the perfect elevation in which to tackle the edges of doors and drawers. Drips are janky, so watch yourselves y’all!
A cat food can makes for a perfect paint riser!

Paint PUUURFECT edges every time with cat food can risers!

  • Another Tip: Avoid paintbrushes and rollers drying out. I’m using two different paintbrush/roller sets, one for primer & one for actual paint. At the end of my day, I wrap each set in saran wrap and place in the freezer. Uh-huh, I wrote freezer, y’all. After a few minutes of thawing out, the sets are fresh and ready to be re-used the next day.

4. Once primer coat has thoroughly dried, it’s time for the paint. I used Benjamin Moore’s Ben Premium Semi-gloss Interior Latex Paint in White. Same situation with the foam brushes and going in the same direction of wood. Once paint is completely dry, carefully replace all hardware and just gently run your fingers over your freshly painted work, experiencing a ‘tender caresses’ decorating moment like you wouldn’t believe. YOU did this! Savor and be satisfied!

Kitchen Cabinet-liscious! Part 1

May 18th, 2011
A pic of an empty kitchen with heinous oak cabinets

Oak-my goodness!

Y’all, one of the biggest projects off my apartment ‘Master List’ is painting our kitchen cabinets. Some poor soul, somewhere, thought golden oak cabinetry was just BEYOND glamorous. And then they went and punctuated it with bronzey-brass hinges! I just knew I was going to be greeted by a big ole shoulder pad when opening one of the cabinets for the first time! But instead of being served ‘Dynasty’, all I got was dead roaches and mouse droppings. And y’all know, that’s not the kind of drama I want coming out of my kitchen, oh no, shut the fu$% YOU! So, my first week in our place was spent scouring every inch of that kitchen beyond belief…yummy!

Fast forward to now: there’s been LOTS of drama in that kitchen and thankfully none that involve crawly-critters. I’ve begun to tackle the painting and it’s been going so well—I couldn’t be more pleased!

Shot of kitchen cabinets in process of being re-painted

Salvation through white paint! Can I get an Amen?

Shot of painted cabinet door open

Crystal Carrington would be SO proud, y'all!

Additional shot of painted kitchen cabinet

Goodbye Oak, Hello Painted Perfection!

As y’all can see, I decided to go for a clean, simple and modern update by choosing white. There’s also white in the “granite” countertop, so I knew I couldn’t go wrong. I’m already backslapped by how great it looks and I’m not even halfway finished! The entire kitchen looks brighter and the cabinets look brand new. And y’all aren’t even going to believe this, but I’m not even bothered by the brass hinges now b/c when paired with crisp white, their brass patina is chic! I said BRASS-SLAPPED! This is gettin’ good, y’all…BUT WAIT, there’s more! Be sure to check back– I’ll be sharing my progress as well as my step by step painting tips and tricks…tender decorating at it’s finest!

Decorating with…Math?

May 10th, 2011

Cover of 'Easy Decorating' magazine

Math has never been a friend of mine…and I’m not sure why that is exactly. I’ve always dismissed our dynamic as “just not having enough in common”. Math is so precise and exact. So right or wrong. There’s no wiggle room with Math. No drama or intrigue, no gray areas. I thrive in gray areas…I mean, what color doesn’t work with gray, right y’all? Read the rest of this entry »

Worked Out in Maplewood!

April 26th, 2011

Y’all, get your Disa decorating fix with this latest video update…

Style SAVINGS on Lampshades y’all!

April 11th, 2011

Y’all know Blog-a-dazzle is all about VALUE, especially when it comes to style! And for those dazzlers living in the NYC area, you’re about to be backslapped with savings! Just Shades — one of my favorite lampshade sources, featured here in one of my previous posts— has a Groupon, offering $40 worth of lampshades for only $20!!! This deal is only being offered for six more days, so y’all better get on it! You can find all kinds of lampshade sass at Just Shades — plus, they’re super-helpful too, so picking the perfect size & shape shade for your lamp will be a stress-free snap. Holla!

Yarning Off!

March 29th, 2011

Y’all, when it comes to collecting, I’ve been known to get a little— shall we say, passionate?—about certain things.

Group shot of three different collections in PJ Mehaffey's apartment

Confessions from a love affair with Collections, starring PJ's apartment!

Landscape paintings. Globes. Dansk candleholders. And for the past year or so, I’ve taken to yarn art. Yes! Read the rest of this entry »

Bonjour, Blog-A-Dazzle!

March 15th, 2011

PJ's Blog-A-Dazzle goes to Paris

Y’all, I’ve just been backslapped by Paris!

A couple weeks ago, Dyl and I crossed the Atlantic for my first ever tour of La Ville-Lumiere (The City of Light), with an additional stop in England. Paris is extraordinary for many reasons, but naturally what took me there was the architecture and the shopping! Read the rest of this entry »

Disa’s Destiny Saturday

March 7th, 2011

A rug, some throw pillows and a gnome, oh MY! Y’all know what that means?
Another shopping trip for Disa’s house is about to take y’all there! (Video may take a bit longer to load, ’cause we’re serving y’all hi-def!)

Be sure to check out the I Want That page for to-buy details on the items featured in the video. Holla!!!

Fondue is fun… fon-don’t you forget it!

February 20th, 2011

So, y’all, get this: for the past four years (maybe MORE), I’ve been collecting fondue pots and forks with the grand and romantic notion of hosting fabulous fondue parties. In my various thrift store tours while traveling, I’ve scored three lovely pots and several sets of forks.

My fondue pot and fork collection

My fondue pot and fork collection

Gorge, right? And YES! Every single one I found is ORANGE! Now, if that’s not entertaining kismet, I don’t know what is… somebody, somewhere wanted me to fulfill my fondue dreams in a BIG, ORANGE way and I could no longer refuse the call. Read the rest of this entry »

Textile dreams fulfilled again – the Salon!

February 19th, 2011
Salon Chairs and Screen

Textile-tastic!

Just when y’all thought you were on the absolute threshold of being taken there by way of textiles, I’m gonna serve up some more! Behold, I give y’all the Salon! Read the rest of this entry »