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The bath mat that changed my life…

Thursday, October 27th, 2011

A zig A zig Ahh!!!

More often than not, I find myself mired in some sort of decorating dilemma or another. I’m looking for a certain THING for my apartment, a lamp, a coffee table, window treatments…whatever it is. I scour the market trying to find what I want, and a lot of times– like a lover– I find the perfect match! HOT! But, usually, the solution requires that I take matters into my own hands…oh ecstasy! And that’s when things get all d.i.y. dirty up in Patrician Court, y’all! (more…)

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Kitchen Cabinet-liscious Complete!

Friday, May 27th, 2011
Kitchen Cabinets all painted white

Oak UPGRADED!

Alternate view of painted cabinets

Painted Perfection!

Look at YOU, serving all that 'liscious? What?

A detail shot of painted lower cabinet next to 'granite' countertop

Gorg!

Painted cabinets alternate after shot

Y'all, this 'granite' never looked SO good!

It was a mere four days ago that our kitchen cabinets were serving some heapin’ helpins of ‘oak’ horrendousness, only to be transformed with a super-easy paint job! Our kitchen is lighter, brighter and feels brand new! And shut the &$ck y’all, this makeover only cost me $60 in supplies! Now, this is what I call yummy, y’all!

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Kitchen Cabinet-liscious! Part 2

Saturday, May 21st, 2011
A collage of cabinet painting progress shots

NEW kitchen, PJ? No, y'all...just paint!

Y’all, I’m well on my way to one sweet & sassy kitchen! The process has been smooth-sailing ’cause I’m totally in my ‘paint place’– that mindless, in-the-groove, itunes on, paintbrush-as-microphone place…we ARE a part of a Rhythm Nation, y’all! Sing it ’cause you want a better way of life– through painted kitchen cabinets! And scene…

Y’all will notice I’m only painting the exterior doors and drawers. I wanted this process to be as easy and stress-free as possible. This may seem a little janky, but I don’t care how golden-y-oak the interiors are. For me, it’s all about the aesthetics on the outside…which, incidentally, also happens to be my philosophy about people. Oh shiot– He didn’t? Oh, he DID y’all!

But, in all seriousness, painting your cabinets is probably the cheapest and easiest way to completely change the look of your kitchen, thereby giving you more drama than you can possibly ingest in one sitting. Just how dramatic you want to be is entirely up to you, but here’s how I’m getting my glam grove back into my cabinets:

1. Prep cabinets by giving them a light sanding and then a cleaning to remove dirt/dust. (Since I had thoroughly scoured my cabinets before—and in the process taken off most of the varnish, I didn’t need to sand them). Y’all can always opt out of sanding completely, b/c it’s a total pain in the ass, but then you absolutely have to use the primer product detailed in step 3.

  • Tip: To avoid even MORE work, just slide contents in cabinets towards the back rather than completely emptying them out.

2. Remove cabinet doors and drawer faces. Then remove hinges…I opted to tackle one section, or “box” at a time, for space-saving & sanity purposes. (FYI, your cabinets are actually separate, box-like structures, some with doors, some with drawers & some with a combo of both)

  • Tip: Be sure to have a labeling system for all these components…last thing you want to do is lose any hardware or get cabinet doors mixed-up.

3. Prime everything that you’ll eventually want painted with one coat of BIN Primer Ultimate Stain Blocker made by Zinsser. I have no clue what this stuff is made of and it will most likely be around long after any of us are, but it’s amazing! It completely covers any and all imperfections AND apparently eliminates having the need for any sanding whatsover! The can even says it covers “fire, smoke and water” damage, for those of y’all who have cabinets that have been REALLY rode hard. I used a 2” foam roller, following the grain of wood. Where necessary, I used smaller, craft foam “brushes” in hard to reach areas.

  • Tip: Cat food or any kind of canned goods make great “risers” when painting cabinet doors and drawer faces. Use four of the same size canned goods and you’ve got the perfect elevation in which to tackle the edges of doors and drawers. Drips are janky, so watch yourselves y’all!
A cat food can makes for a perfect paint riser!

Paint PUUURFECT edges every time with cat food can risers!

  • Another Tip: Avoid paintbrushes and rollers drying out. I’m using two different paintbrush/roller sets, one for primer & one for actual paint. At the end of my day, I wrap each set in saran wrap and place in the freezer. Uh-huh, I wrote freezer, y’all. After a few minutes of thawing out, the sets are fresh and ready to be re-used the next day.

4. Once primer coat has thoroughly dried, it’s time for the paint. I used Benjamin Moore’s Ben Premium Semi-gloss Interior Latex Paint in White. Same situation with the foam brushes and going in the same direction of wood. Once paint is completely dry, carefully replace all hardware and just gently run your fingers over your freshly painted work, experiencing a ‘tender caresses’ decorating moment like you wouldn’t believe. YOU did this! Savor and be satisfied!

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Kitchen Cabinet-liscious! Part 1

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011
A pic of an empty kitchen with heinous oak cabinets

Oak-my goodness!

Y’all, one of the biggest projects off my apartment ‘Master List’ is painting our kitchen cabinets. Some poor soul, somewhere, thought golden oak cabinetry was just BEYOND glamorous. And then they went and punctuated it with bronzey-brass hinges! I just knew I was going to be greeted by a big ole shoulder pad when opening one of the cabinets for the first time! But instead of being served ‘Dynasty’, all I got was dead roaches and mouse droppings. And y’all know, that’s not the kind of drama I want coming out of my kitchen, oh no, shut the fu$% YOU! So, my first week in our place was spent scouring every inch of that kitchen beyond belief…yummy!

Fast forward to now: there’s been LOTS of drama in that kitchen and thankfully none that involve crawly-critters. I’ve begun to tackle the painting and it’s been going so well—I couldn’t be more pleased!

Shot of kitchen cabinets in process of being re-painted

Salvation through white paint! Can I get an Amen?

Shot of painted cabinet door open

Crystal Carrington would be SO proud, y'all!

Additional shot of painted kitchen cabinet

Goodbye Oak, Hello Painted Perfection!

As y’all can see, I decided to go for a clean, simple and modern update by choosing white. There’s also white in the “granite” countertop, so I knew I couldn’t go wrong. I’m already backslapped by how great it looks and I’m not even halfway finished! The entire kitchen looks brighter and the cabinets look brand new. And y’all aren’t even going to believe this, but I’m not even bothered by the brass hinges now b/c when paired with crisp white, their brass patina is chic! I said BRASS-SLAPPED! This is gettin’ good, y’all…BUT WAIT, there’s more! Be sure to check back– I’ll be sharing my progress as well as my step by step painting tips and tricks…tender decorating at it’s finest!

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Decorating with…Math?

Tuesday, May 10th, 2011

Cover of 'Easy Decorating' magazine

Math has never been a friend of mine…and I’m not sure why that is exactly. I’ve always dismissed our dynamic as “just not having enough in common”. Math is so precise and exact. So right or wrong. There’s no wiggle room with Math. No drama or intrigue, no gray areas. I thrive in gray areas…I mean, what color doesn’t work with gray, right y’all? (more…)

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Disa’s Destiny Saturday

Monday, March 7th, 2011

A rug, some throw pillows and a gnome, oh MY! Y’all know what that means?
Another shopping trip for Disa’s house is about to take y’all there! (Video may take a bit longer to load, ’cause we’re serving y’all hi-def!)

Be sure to check out the I Want That page for to-buy details on the items featured in the video. Holla!!!

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Fondue is fun… fon-don’t you forget it!

Sunday, February 20th, 2011

So, y’all, get this: for the past four years (maybe MORE), I’ve been collecting fondue pots and forks with the grand and romantic notion of hosting fabulous fondue parties. In my various thrift store tours while traveling, I’ve scored three lovely pots and several sets of forks.

My fondue pot and fork collection

My fondue pot and fork collection

Gorge, right? And YES! Every single one I found is ORANGE! Now, if that’s not entertaining kismet, I don’t know what is… somebody, somewhere wanted me to fulfill my fondue dreams in a BIG, ORANGE way and I could no longer refuse the call. (more…)

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Getting Horizontal– with paint stripes!

Saturday, January 29th, 2011

Don’t y’all just love waking up on a random Sunday morning with the spontaneous notion to paint a room– Coffee? Bagel? 10” black & white horizontal stripes in the entryway? Easy! Actually, y’all, painting our entryway had been on my master punchlist for our Patrician Court apt. ever since moving in. I’d just been hemming and hawing about it, b/c it couldn’t just be a ‘typical’ paint job, no no. I wanted stripes! BIG BOLD horizontal stripes! Stripes aren’t really the devil’s work, y’all, they just require the right ingredients: a lot of perseverance, a laser level, painters tape and good paint. Oh, and a tireless husband who knows better than to say no!

Check out this Before and After Backslap:

Hallway paint stripes before and after

Boring before... yummy after!

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Textile Turnout Part 1: the Living Room

Friday, January 7th, 2011

Y’all, I’d barely unpacked before I was already shopping for fabrics for our new apartment. Cause y’all know, if there’s ever a legit excuse necessary to give yourselves a home makeover, it’s a move into a new space. A lot of folks work themselves into a full-on panic thinking that buying all new furniture is the only real way to update the look of their homes. Not true. What they need is a Textile Turnout!! (more…)

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Y’all need REHAB!

Saturday, May 8th, 2010

Y’all, there’s been a lot of glamour going on in my world recently, so please forgive my lapse in posts. The biggest is that we’ve moved into a new apartment, which y’all will be learning a lot more about right here… holla, new decorating hijinks!!! The other is the completion of our first episode in a new web-series I’ve developed called, Style Rehab. If the title doesn’t convey it enough, it’s a show about stylish ways to rehab, or rehabilitate, one’s space. Our first episode features Andrea, who’s in dire need of some craft corner style love. Watch and enjoy and of course, I welcome your comments! And if any of y’all are in need of a serious intervention, Style Rehab is taking on new patients! Send me an email of your ailments, we’ll get you good and fixed-up!

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