Y’all do see the glory that is leaning up against this building, beckoning you to snatch her up and hang her on your wall? Damn– now that’s some fabulous free glamour right there, y’all! In case you can’t tell what you’re looking at– no it’s not a mirage– that’s a sputnik, mirrored wall unit/curio shelf, on its’ side…YES– the things I could display in THAT!!!

Here’s another shot with flash:

Somebody better scoop that HAWT mama up!!! Happy Friday!

And look what the streets of NYC has served us today:

This is a Kartell, biotch!!!

Well damn if NYC and vicinity hasn’t had it’s fair share of heinous weather and now Nemo is upon us!!! In fact, as I type this, there’s some sort of air strike sounding siren going off in the distance and I’m not quite sure what it’s alerting me to? Snow? Ice? Nuclear fallout? Since when does NYC use sirens in neighborhoods? Just more drama to add to an already high drama alert situation? YES! See, I wasn’t already amped up enough by all the media coverage on Nemo, so let’s sound some alarms, that probably haven’t been used since the 50′s, to heighten the scene even more! Speaking of, today’s Free Shiot Friday is a real doozie, check it:

Here piggy, piggy...

Oh she’s a cold one out there today, y’all…but you know some Free Shiot Friday will warm y’all good-n-toasty like nothing else! Like this gal here, who’s sitting all pretty:

Re-hang my door and I'm ready to serve some more!!! YES!

And don’t y’all know a whole damn week has gone by since my last post and I’ve been too slung up…what the…?

Well, feast on this gorg that was just left out on the street:

Curbside Executrix Realness!

Y’all, some FREE Shiot you don’t want– like this raging flu that had it’s way with me (and the rest of the planet it seems?!) for several days…it’s been next to impossible to get my dazzle on around here! But then this little lady saddled up to the curb, all woody and cute-like and brought me right back on the road to my former sassy self:

Scalloped Seductress

and then someone left this shiot out on the curb:

This chic is for the taking, y'all!!!

and then y’all know it must be FREE SHIOT FRIDAY, round ye ole Blog-A-Dazzle! YES!!! (more…)

Who needs a giant marble countertop or island? For FREE???

Black, white and beautiful!

Which, apparently, comes complete with a marble base as well…damn, DOUBLE value, ya’ll! This would probably cost well over $1000 for something like this from a marble yard…look how thick this is:

YUM: Rounded edge

THIS is the way to start a weekend!!! ENJOY!

Y’all, it’s Thrift Whore Thursday!!! YUMMY! Look at this menu at one of my favorite sandwich shops in Williamsburg Brooklyn:

That's a sandwich after my own whore...I mean heart!

Not necessarily in the market for silk window treatments, but great to know that if I was, here they are…off a NYC street…for FREE:

Yes, y’all, they’re kinda givin’ us giant disfigured Twinkie from afar…here’s a better view: (more…)