Like this:

And I know just the place to snatch it up: Lambert & Co at the Chateau Frontenac in Canada! YES! (Y’all, L&Co is inside the hotel lobby, which hotel is linked to above, but — gasp– store seems to have no online presence! WTF, Lambert? Well, fret not friends, just do like we used to do back in the day– call or email them to buy yo-selves some plaid-ness: (418) 694-2151 and lambertco@qc.aira.com)

Like these lovelies:

Speaking of lampshades, these biotches at Lambert & Co are werking all kinds of lampshade divinity…

And never one to be distracted by a lampshade, this one nabbed a fur head-dress:

There was also some sort of sheep theme running rampant throughout Lambert & Co., b/c I think I remember the shop owner telling me something about their history involving Shetland Wool and sheep, fur, lampshades, plaid?

Go on y’all and give ‘em a shout to get your hands on some of this chic!!!

Y’all I stumbled upon some major thrift treasures at a Salvation Army while out whoring the other day…check this shiot:

That’s full-on marble atop that sassy round side table! Then I saw the price and was style-slain:

YES, biotch, you’re not seeing things…it cost $39.99 value damn dollars!!!

And just what do I spy here, but some kinda cheesy-yet-chic Americana cookie jar?:

And not to be outdone on the cheese-o-meter, this statue presented himself for consideration:

Well, shut the FU$& y’all, how to choose? Don’t…and buy them BOTH, they’re so cheap! Scandal! The cookie jar I’d leave ‘as-is’, but statue face I’d repaint…maybe even in matte white? Or a fun & unexpected poppy color? He’d be soooo cute on a salon-style gallery wall amongst the right mix of art…speaking of, somebody shat out all kinds of tremendous 80′s GIANT-ass paintings at this store, that had me choking:

AND

Oh, but WAIT, there’s more!:

These yarn art lovelies gave me shivers:

And:

Absolutely style-slapped! This was fun too:

What a rush, y’all!!! Happy whoring AND happy Valentines Day– hope it’s filled with all kinds of hotness?!?!

Y’all may or may not recall that I started a new company last year called, Alchemy Eclectic, or AE. In addition to interior decorating and styling services, I’m excited to share that AE also has a new online boutique that just launched late yesterday!!! Woohoo! The AE Shop offers curated, one-of-a-kind, mostly vintage items that have been tricked out in some way by yours truly. It was a lot of work putting together…thanks to Dyl…and I look forward to it’s evolution. Now y’all can get
y’all-selves some PJ sass to decorate your space with!!!

Trust that I’ve not forgotten what day it is, Dazzlers! No no! But I must confess this week’s Trift Whore Thursday is a little different than the usual shenanigans…I stumbled upon this little man in my local Salvation Army for $69! HOT!:

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Did y’all hear that sound? That was just me being style slapped by the Serena & Lily Summer catalog! Damn! (more…)

Y’all, get yourselves to Fab.com, where my friend Tyler’s tote bags are on sale for the next two days! They’re tres chic and really well made…

Go get ‘em before they’re gone!