Battery Park Rental goes Rocker Glam!

April 10th, 2014

There’s all kinds of limitations put on peeps when they rent a space. Style should never be one of them! For this amazing family in Battery Park City I got all kinds of cra cra coloring outside of the rental apartment lines. Using paint, temporary wallpaper and a fab high-low mix of furnishing fun, I’d say this new Alchemy Eclectic interior is a surefire hit, y’all! Shot by the wonderful Kate Sears with additional styling expertise by Chris White. Let the music play!

Velvet painting of the NYC skyline?! Horsehoe sconces?! SHUT THE F&%K YOU!


I’m of the opinion that plaid goes with ANYTHING…am I right, Hunty’s????

What to do when you have two active little boys and one active man with a stock-pile of ugly ‘guy gear’? Well, naturally, y’all, you make that shiot a FEATURE in your entryway! WHAT?!

I mean

Woot– there it IS!

Lucite Shelf Lovely

March 26th, 2014

Consider y’all-selves STYLE SLAPPED full on about the face!!!! Yasssss! Presenting lucite shelf & vintage brass bracket REALNESS: Read the rest of this entry »

Chic Shelf 2

March 17th, 2014

Y’all, last week, major dreamzzz were fulfilled when I scored a lucite shelf to display my Dansk cast iron candleholder hoard on:

Now, this fabulousness needs to be hung, and hung well– if y’all know what I’m talkin’ about! OH SHIOT! Seriously, the candleholders are cast iron, so safety must be accomplished here, but I’m certainly not sacrificing chic-ery in the process either. I’m not THAT giving! I want the shelf to appear as if it’s floating on the wall, like this: Read the rest of this entry »

It’s FRIDAY and there’s FREE SHIOT

March 14th, 2014

This lady was hanging out in front of our building:

Real potential for chic-ery? Or is she just too exhausted to even bother? Read the rest of this entry »

The Shelf that Style-Slapped Me

March 7th, 2014

Y’all, it’s gettin’ all DIY Dirrrrrty up in HERE! Uh huh! One of my collections needs a serious real estate upgrade in our salon/office. YES betch, we call the second living room/office our salon– y’all don’t? I mean. My vintage Dansk cast iron candleholders need a new perch– There’s at least 15 in the hoard, prob more. Here’s what they look like now, more or less:

Photo by Bob Martus

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A blouse becomes a room!

February 13th, 2014

Y’all I was style-slapped full on when I spotted this fab blouse/coat at an upstate vintage boutique several months ago:

The colors, the pattern, the quilting…I mean…shut the F%&K YOU?!: Read the rest of this entry »

Wrap it UP!

February 5th, 2014

Y’all, sometimes a fab pair of lamps just land in your life! Like these Restoration Hardware sconces I scored for a clients’ bedroom, I mean:

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It’s Thursday…and THAT Means…

January 30th, 2014

Thrift Whoring has gone down, in a BIG WAY, y’all! Here’s a round-up of the latest ‘liscous from my recent troll:

Wedgewood, Limoges, Italian rock crystal and shut the F&$K YOU ironstone transferware!?! Y’all won’t believe what all this YUMMY set me back? Read the rest of this entry »

It takes a WHITE PLATE (& a village) to raise a child…

January 24th, 2014

Y’all it’s been MORE than a minute since I’ve dispensed with some blog lovin’– sorry Dazzler’s– Blog Blackout! Aside from the usual busyness of the holidays that we’re all prone to, I got hit with a mild case of the social media meltdown! #socialmediameltdown Uh huh! Read the rest of this entry »

Gobble up Thrift Whores!

November 28th, 2013

Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! I’m SO thankful that I’m a Thrift Whore, that it’s Thursday…it’s Thanksgiving and I’ve found all kinds of thrifting bounty I’ve shared this year! Here’s another major score:


Such the side table cuteness, with her clean lines, shelf, and these wood inset designs:


Then these brass drawer pulls that just style-slapped us all quickly about the face…well shiot!:


And here’s where it gets REALLY good…this chic lady only cost $3.99!!!!! YES! So y’all know that Betch got scooped right up and slung over my shoulder…Happy Thanksgiving & happy thrift whoring!!!